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numchucks 

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A device that Napolian in the movie Naplian Dynamite has mad ninja skills with.
Sorry this definition sucks, but it's the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. Someone should kick my ass with numchucks. that'd teach me.
numchucks by qzy December 31, 2004
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numchucks 

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A device mostly used by kick-ass ninjas (also by Reggie) to cleanse bodily fluids from the anus or anuses.
I haven't used my numchucks in a week, OH SNAP GREMLINS.
numchucks by okayfrog October 7, 2004
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Related Words
numchucks • numbchucks • nutchucks • Numchuck butt • numchuckery • numchuckmunk • Nunchucks Special • bloody nunchucks • Horsecock Nunchucks • Human Nunchucks

Nunchuck

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Similar to the helicopter. Nunchuck is when you hold your eggplant 🍆 in your hand. Swing it in circles and hit people with it.
Screams just nunchucked HotDawg in the jaw. Waaaaaataaaaaaa in the jaaaaaaa!
Nunchuck by ScreamsMcgee December 4, 2020
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numbchucking 

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Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.
Guy 01: Hey you guys want to go numbchucking?
Guy 02: Nah, we're into pot now.
numbchucking by Requiett May 25, 2006
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Waluigi’s Nunchucks 

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A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi
Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No
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numchuck 

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anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"
Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.
numchuck by limestain March 19, 2019
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Nunchucks Special 

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A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.
He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.
Nunchucks Special by CocaineBear October 2, 2021
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