numchucks

A device that Napolian in the movie Naplian Dynamite has mad ninja skills with.

Sorry this definition sucks, but it's the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. Someone should kick my ass with numchucks. that'd teach me.

by qzy December 31, 2004

numchucks

A device mostly used by kick-ass ninjas (also by Reggie) to cleanse bodily fluids from the anus or anuses.

I haven't used my numchucks in a week, OH SNAP GREMLINS.

by okayfrog October 07, 2004

numchuck

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"

Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.

by limestain March 19, 2019

numchuck

A idiot/ dumbass / stupid

to be used in a playfull sence

youre a numchuck

by the shanesta April 09, 2009

numchuck

A person wearing a big jacket with their hood up or simply someone who has big cheeks!

Nia looked like a numchuck when she borrowed her friend's ski jacket because she was cold.

by Kelsey Palmer May 27, 2009

numchuck

Anal application of cocaine by sprinkling on a penis or dildo prior to insertion.

"How about a numchuck," Rhonda asked Steve seductively.

by Brian Curley January 24, 2008

Numchuck butt

A name for someones ass that has been repeatedly penetrated or you think would enjoy having their ass penetrated.

Yah she's hot, but you know she's freaky., I heard she has bigtime Numchuck butt

by migissa January 21, 2010