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numchucks 

A device mostly used by kick-ass ninjas (also by Reggie) to cleanse bodily fluids from the anus or anuses.
I haven't used my numchucks in a week, OH SNAP GREMLINS.
numchucks by okayfrog October 7, 2004
Similar to the helicopter. Nunchuck is when you hold your eggplant 🍆 in your hand. Swing it in circles and hit people with it.
Screams just nunchucked HotDawg in the jaw. Waaaaaataaaaaaa in the jaaaaaaa!
Nunchuck by ScreamsMcgee December 4, 2020

numbchucking 

Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.
Guy 01: Hey you guys want to go numbchucking?
Guy 02: Nah, we're into pot now.
numbchucking by Requiett May 25, 2006

Waluigi’s Nunchucks 

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi
Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

numchuck 

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"
Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.
numchuck by limestain March 19, 2019

Nunchucks Special 

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.
He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.
Nunchucks Special by CocaineBear October 2, 2021