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The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.
"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"
Numpties by yeet_yut November 28, 2018
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Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.
The numpties have f*@ked it up again!
Numpties by Ben September 19, 2003

northern numpties 

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world
northern numpties think north is superior
1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
numptie by fgf November 14, 2003

numptyesque 

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty
Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.
numptyesque by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

numptied 

Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.
numptied by Hrvoje May 20, 2004