Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019

numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

by fgf November 14, 2003

numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

numptied

Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.

It's not working! Is it numptied?

by Hrvoje May 20, 2004