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The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.
"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"
Numpties by yeet_yut November 28, 2018
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Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.
The numpties have f*@ked it up again!
Numpties by Ben September 19, 2003

northern numpties 

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world
northern numpties think north is superior
1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
numptie by fgf November 14, 2003

numptyesque 

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty
Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.
numptyesque by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

numptied 

Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.
It's not working! Is it numptied?
numptied by Hrvoje May 20, 2004
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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