numphx

the ugliest bitch alive, best known on tiktok with 400+ followers.

person 1: do you know who numphx from tiktok is?
person 2: yes, it’s an ugly bitch.
person 1: ugh ikr

numphx by pussydestroyer543 March 29, 2022

Numphy 

An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.

Did you see that numphy? Who does she think she is?

Numphy by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

numphigo 

when you shart on your friends bedspread and then dont tell them about it.

man dont tell timmy, but i numphigo'd on his airplane sheets.

aw dude. hes gonna be pissed!

numphigo by mybuttreaks August 15, 2011

Numphy 

The feeling you get when you're comfy and snuggled up while wrapped in a blanket or a loved one's arms, can be in bed or anywhere else equally as comfortable.

E.g I'm feeling quite numphs in bed and I don't think I'll leave it today.

I had to get to work but I was too numphy to get out of bed, so I called in sick.

Numphy by LDBT July 23, 2015

Numphy 

A person you do not like, someone resembling a knome or leprachaun. Or with a weird look about them in general. A bitch, dumbass, shit-starter, asshole. Can be male/female. Normally short, and fat and extremely annoying.

Why do people even talk to him? He's a effing numphy.

Numphy by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

numphlesparigus 

a person who is beyond irritating

dude, i hate that human... he's nothing but a numphlesparigus...

numphlesparigus by ame teh numph November 28, 2009

numphy 

Numphy - an alcoholic concoction containing the likes of whipped cream vodka, vanilla cream ginger ale, and Starbucks doubleshot. -quite the masterpiece-

"Dude that numphy i ordered at Blah Blah was off the hook yo."

numphy by 6daboss9 January 6, 2012