Numphy
An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.
Numphy by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011
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Numphy
A person you do not like, someone resembling a knome or leprachaun. Or with a weird look about them in general. A bitch, dumbass, shit-starter, asshole. Can be male/female. Normally short, and fat and extremely annoying.
Numphy by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011
Numpty Crew
A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.
Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019
Numpty
Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.
b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment
c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.
b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment
c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"
b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"
c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"
b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"
c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"
numpty muffin
A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.
numpty muffin by Matestreymy May 17, 2019
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