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Nordstrom 

Upscale department store. It is not Nordstroms or Nordstrom's but Nordstrom. No there are no coupons this weekend. There are only 3 major sales a year.
Nordstrom by Brooke Love January 10, 2008

Nordstromsss 

Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.
Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"

Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Nordstrom's 

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop
I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom
Nordstrom's by Jane January 1, 2004
Super sexty and hot individual with great stamina and drive, both in the bedroom and in the streets.
That guy went all night he was such a " Norstrom"
norstrom by Sades2hott June 5, 2017

nordstrom rack 

Did you see Pamela Anderson on TV last night?
Yeah looks like she's got a Nordstrom Rack.
nordstrom rack by Schmeffy September 26, 2005

nardstrom 

1)A group of people in one room that total up to an odd number of testicles

2)Person posessing only one testical.
1)dude, im not goin in there because its a nardstrom party!

2)i hope his mom knows she gave birth to a nardstrom.
nardstrom by Lobe January 6, 2005