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nardstrom

1)A group of people in one room that total up to an odd number of testicles

2)Person posessing only one testical.
1)dude, im not goin in there because its a nardstrom party!

2)i hope his mom knows she gave birth to a nardstrom.
by Lobe January 6, 2005
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Nordstrom

Upscale department store. It is not Nordstroms or Nordstrom's but Nordstrom. No there are no coupons this weekend. There are only 3 major sales a year.
by Brooke Love January 10, 2008
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Nordstromsss

Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.
Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"

Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
by NoLongerANordieGirl October 27, 2009
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nerdstorm

Jen noticed the nerdstorm pouring forth from the computer science wing but was unable to take cover before Gerald, the captain of the Unix club, swamped her with his urgent need to be loved.
by mstake January 29, 2009
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Nordstrom's

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop
I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom
by Jane January 1, 2004
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Nordstroms

A very upscale department store carrying brands such as True Religion, Citizens of Humanity, and Juicy Couture.
Nordstroms can be found in most malls which have a Guess, Armani Exchange, or Abercrombie.
by onaebla June 26, 2006
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norstrom

Super sexty and hot individual with great stamina and drive, both in the bedroom and in the streets.
That guy went all night he was such a " Norstrom"
by Sades2hott June 5, 2017
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