Jane's definitions

love

it's an emotion that has a power over you to make you desperately sad or overly happy... it will be how you want it to be

why dont you love me?

i think im in love with you...

by jane May 13, 2005

tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

DUI

Driving Under the Influence--popular amongst teenagers

Did you hear about Mark? He got a DUI!

by Jane November 13, 2003

Nordstrom's

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop

I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom

by Jane January 1, 2004

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

Cuntish

things that are out of order but in acultish kind of way. For example....

Jesus action figures... Now thats cuntish!!! Get it?

Also the moving fountain pictures that you get in indian restaurants !

People can be cuntish too... Danny La Rue !! Now thats cuntish!!!

by jane January 21, 2004

Big Ass Chair

A large chair in the front of Duke Ellington School for the Arts in Georgetown, Washington DC

"Look at the Big Ass Chair"

by Jane April 22, 2005