Jane's definitions

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

DUI

Driving Under the Influence--popular amongst teenagers

Did you hear about Mark? He got a DUI!

by Jane November 13, 2003

Nordstrom's

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop

I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom

by Jane January 1, 2004

fatmonkey

Fatmonkey is a collective of full service digital media professionals dedicated to shining new light on and presenting a different perspective of streetcore talent.Fatmonkey is headquartered in Baltimore, Maryland and operates from Brooklyn, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.

Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball

by jane January 12, 2004

budgee smugler

tight, revealing bathers resembling undies

speedos, cock jocks

by jane October 15, 2003

love

it's an emotion that has a power over you to make you desperately sad or overly happy... it will be how you want it to be

why dont you love me?

i think im in love with you...

by jane May 13, 2005