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Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell
Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!
Mitchellian by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011

mitchelling 

blocking people using bad grammer
mitch was mitchelling his facebook account
mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

five star Michelin 

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion

Mitchelli 

Meaning best friends who can tell each other practically anything and never having an awkward moment about it.
Those Mitchelli's just talked about a turtle fucking a dog and there was no awkward silence.
Mitchelli by Dick Spritzle September 21, 2011

Michelin Grip 

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse
Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man
Michelin Grip by Urophobia May 17, 2023

michellin 

This is when you are on a date or chilin or hanging out with the most awesome girl. She is smart, knows everything, does everything, and can handle everthing, also known as the "queen of everything". Only the best foreplay can happen when you're michellin.
Dude 1: "Hey man, lets go bowling."
Dude 2: " Why? So I can skip michellin with my girl? NAAHH! That's so lame!"
Dude 1: "Can I come?"
Dude 2: "Sure, you know she's cool with everything"
Dude 1:" Man, you're the best! I love michellin with you bro!"
michellin by kwnofeverything June 4, 2010