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Michelin 

She is a rare treasure and is not afraid to be alone. Often misunderstood, but only those really close to her knows that she has a heart of gold. She is a trail blazer and like a missle she goes after what she wants in life. She may not be gorgeous, but she is loyal, caring and a great listener. She is a problem solver and likes to take on challenges. Cannot stand people who are fake, a hypocrite and are not humble. She can smell bullshit from a mile away and is not afraid to be blatant about things with due time. She is nice, but do not confuse that as a weakness. Always roots for the underdog because she is one herself.
It is easy to poke fun at the name Michelin because of the Michelin tires but the meaning is “he who is who is like God” which is way more powerful that a Michelin man joke or the other two horrible definitions before this one.
Michelin by Michy$ September 17, 2018
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Michelin 

Rolls of fat around the hips. Can be used either affectionately or derogatorily.
That lady might have some Michelin, but she has a sweet face and a nice personality.
Michelin by pentozali April 7, 2008

michelin 

Another name for a coxswain or peson that sits in the back of a rowing boat and does nothing but add dead weight.
Matt (a.k.a.Britain) is a Michelin.
michelin by Msouthern May 4, 2008

Michelin Grip 

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse
Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man
Michelin Grip by Urophobia May 17, 2023

Michelin flab 

When a person is obese to the point that their body fat starts to curve inward, forming rolls not unlike those of the Michelin Man.
That girl's got a bad case of Michelin flab. They say 'you are what you eat.' Well, she looks like she devoured three fat people.

Michelin baby

An extremely fat baby, usually with multiple rolls on every limb. Resembles the Michelin Tire Man and the giant marshmallow from Ghost Busters.
Did you see those old pictures of Rosie O'Donnel? She was such a Michelin baby!
Michelin baby by justsabz February 3, 2008

Michelin Man 

When a large man, with at least one belly roll is recieving a blowjob, he takes said roll and places it on top of a girl's head.
Did you hear about larry? he Michelin Manned that chick last night
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