Grip

When you wake up and the fucking grass turns into shit and shit turns into grass

Person 1 - Hey son I got to mow the shit its getting long
Person 2 - Okay I need to go take a grass
Person 3 - What!!!!! Oh shit its grip day

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Grip

Unit of measurement for long periods of time.

It took us a grip to get there.
I haven't been to this bar in a grip.

by Hot Bag April 20, 2009

Grip

To grip someone basically means to "Kill" someone in a disrespectfull manner.

Example:

Vyria member: I just gripped a malkavian

Vyria member 2: That's a easy W right there

by Jordmonsteret November 18, 2019

Grip

A person who has lots of cash or just has it all, he might flaunt it. Deion Sanders could be referred to as a Big Grip, a Pimp without the hookers.

Once labeled as a Grip your friends may greet you as a Grip. Yo Big Grip! What's up.

by Audi$4me November 22, 2011

Grip

about a half gallon or 1.75 liters of alcohol. Containers with this amount of alcohol often has a "handle" for easy transport. However not all of these containers have handles per say, some have "grips" built right into the container, so shouldn't these be called grips vs. handles?! A grip is a "handle" that has a "grip" instead of a handle...it only makes sense.

Jimbo: Yo playa I'm tryna get crunk tonight u got that alch?!
Kenny: U kno i do man... i got a few grips of vodka in the trunk! We're def not gonna remember shit tomorrow.
Jimbo: iight den, i'm down to turn this into a shit show FAST.
Kenny: GET IT!!

by PresOfDaFriends March 18, 2011

Grip

A grip is 5 or more of anything.

yo why is there a grip of people up on this bowl.

by kurt the crack head July 1, 2009

Grip

(Noun) Grip - the person you're in an intimate relationship with: lover, spouse, side piece, bf/gf, whoever likes to grip onto you.

(Verb) Gripped - When you get some action with said individual.

(Noun) - "I'll catch you later, I'm about to go meet up with my 'grip' real quick."

(Verb) - "Yo, last night was incredible, I got gripped'!"

by @gregscot January 6, 2017