Microcops

The police from Microsoft who persecute malignous activity against Microsoft and its products.

Mauricio removed me from the GitHub repo and now the Microcops won't let me push!

Microcops by morsaastuta June 16, 2026

microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

microscopic business by PWS27 April 8, 2017

microcough 

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

microcough by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

microcontroller 

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.

Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.

microcontroller by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020

Microdosing 

The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.

I've been microdosing now for a month.

Microdosing by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017

micropups 

Incredibly cute, tiny, loving puppies that are scientifically engineered to live inside of bullets. When shot into human flesh, micropups exit the bullets and eat their way through organs and skin, effectively destroying any evidence of that person's existence. Most victims laugh hysterically before being devoured. Apparently, it's quite a ticklish sensation.

"Man, that motherfucker got shot with a micropups bullet. What a way to go."

micropups by Resk Le Teveque September 7, 2008

microcosm 

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.

Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.

microcosm by D-Vo January 20, 2006