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The police from Microsoft who persecute malignous activity against Microsoft and its products.
Mauricio removed me from the GitHub repo and now the Microcops won't let me push!
Microcops by morsaastuta June 16, 2026
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microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.
I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.
microscopic business by PWS27 April 8, 2017

microcough 

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
microcough by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
Word of the Day on November 26, 2020

microcontroller 

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.
Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.
microcontroller by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020

Microdosing 

The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.
I've been microdosing now for a month.
Microdosing by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017

micropups 

Incredibly cute, tiny, loving puppies that are scientifically engineered to live inside of bullets. When shot into human flesh, micropups exit the bullets and eat their way through organs and skin, effectively destroying any evidence of that person's existence. Most victims laugh hysterically before being devoured. Apparently, it's quite a ticklish sensation.
"Man, that motherfucker got shot with a micropups bullet. What a way to go."
micropups by Resk Le Teveque September 7, 2008

microcosm 

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.
Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.
microcosm by D-Vo January 20, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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