microcock

Bill Gates.

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.

by amnca November 5, 2003

microcock

A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.

-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.

by uranmfer329 July 19, 2005

microcock

A dick so small even a magnifying glass can hardly detect it. Had it not been for a hairy nutsack, it would often be mistakened for a clit.

Billy's microcock turned his face red when Suzy laughed at his miniscule meat-whistle.

by Mansnake February 11, 2005

microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.

With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

microcough

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018