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Microdosing 

Drinking small amount of alcohol throughout the day to keep your ‘buzz’ on.

Alcoholism via acute Intoxication.
Man that JD be buzzing, fool been microdosing all day.

Microdingophobia 

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.
Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.
Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

macrodosing 

Now I know you've heard of microdosing but have you heard the new craze that is taking over the nation? Kids are drinkings gallons of LSD and forgetting they exist, effectively ending all problems for the rest of your life
Although macrodosing all weekend, John still felt the pain that is reality
macrodosing by brettcotermemes February 15, 2018

Microdong 

An extremely small penis, possibly the smallest size of penis there is
William was sucking dick for crack money when he noticed Jordans MicroDong.
Microdong by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014

microdozing 

(v.) Vivid dreaming in a power nap that enhances mood and potential creativity.
I love microdozing after lunch.
microdozing by OneLinerJokeLab January 27, 2023

microdingo

The term for someone who thinks they have a Mandingo but everyone actually knows they have a micro dingo
John is going around saying he has a Mandingo

Everyone knows that he actually has a microdingo
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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