microcough

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

Macrotough

a term which is opposite to Microsoft.

A: Macbook is pwned by my new notebook.
B: Wow you us Macrotough as your operationg system?

by JustinE42A January 27, 2013

MicroDouche

Joe Clark

Have you read Joe Clark's blog (joeclark dot org)? That guy is a serious microdouche.

by armadilloshand June 3, 2009

Microcourt

A synonym for "I told you so". Also see 'wired phone lines'.

Is this going to be another Microcourt?

by BeGreatInStead April 23, 2021

microcrush

n. a "small" crush. Usually the crush is caused by a specific trait or situation that is outweighed by some other negative element, which keeps it from developing into a full crush.

1. Jan thinks he is charming, but only has a microcrush because she knows he is married.

2. Yeah, she is kind of annoying, but how could you not have a mircocrush? She is just so damn cute.

by a_wrighter March 24, 2009

Macrocough

A loud very perceptible cough by someone not wearing a mask. Often used by anti maskers to try and scare people or because they don't care if others get infected.

The conservative unleashed a macrocough at our social gathering after he went on and on about COVID being a hoax.

by crazycowfish November 27, 2020

Micromouth

When you can't decide a name for your Xbox-live account so you let Microsoft decide

"I had no idea what to put so I Micromouthed it."

by VisoningLime March 19, 2010