D-Vo's definitions

lackluster

A funny word that only "sophisticated" people use meaning a lack in energy, enthusiasm, or passion.

By my troth, Calpurnius is looking a tad lackluster. Would you concur?

by D-Vo January 27, 2006

Vigilante

An outlaw who punishes lawbreakers personally and illegally instead or relying on the inadequate law enforcers of society.
A vigilante could be either a robin hood-ish rescuer of the weak and destitute, a suspect-zero-ish killer of other killers, or a borderline insane killer of "bad people" (se7en).

They say Batman is nothing more than a vigilante. I say, what's so bad about that? Gotham's never felt so safe.

by D-Vo January 22, 2006

augur

n. A prophet or interpreter.
v. To suggest what will happen in the future.

J-Dawg pulled Li'l Skippa' to the ground a full 5 seconds before the Street Boyz gang could off him in a drive-by:
"You'se a fuckin' augur, J-dawg," said Skippa' in utmost appreciation.

by D-Vo January 27, 2006

barnacle

1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"

1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"

by D-Vo January 21, 2006

immure

To lock away, seclude, or confine someone.

If he gets all up in my cool-aid one more time, I'm gunna immure that bitch ass!

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

microcosm

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.

Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

lampoon

A satirical piece of writing which ridicules someone or something.

Some of the most funny writings are lampoons which make fun of people.

by D-Vo February 4, 2006