2 definitions by PeteLoaf320

microcough

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

by PeteLoaf320 November 26, 2020

cut the bag

When there are a few remaining drops of wine in the box of wine, you need to cut the bag to maximize your harvest.

“This box of wine is empty!”
“No Tracy, you need to cut the bag!”

by PeteLoaf320 November 26, 2020