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A massive pussy, spineless coward, all around bitch.
Person 1: Who is that guy in the flat brim hat he looks like a total McGoff
Person 2: yeah I heard he’s a huuuuuge bitch
McGoff by RicoKulo September 27, 2019
Words you can keep

Laurel McGoff 

A girl who starred in multiple plays around the Boston area, she was also a star of "Kid Nation"; a show where several teens and children fought for their "survival", the child-version of Survivor.

She has red hair and freckles and is multi-talented, she can sing very well and was offered a record deal but denied as she was too young.
Star in Kid Nation Laurel McGoff won a gold star.
Laurel McGoff by KidNationFan101 August 1, 2009

Jackoff mcgoff 

A fucking loser .

A guy who jacks off all day

A real fucking ass hole

A duchebag of a guy or boyfriend

Worthless man

A son of a bitch

A fuxkin bastard

Piece of shit

A guy u dont like at all !!!
My friend joeseph is a real jackoff mcgoff he raped a teenager.

adam mcgoff 

A charming butt chinned man that is averaged height with a enlarged penile
I kinda wanna be like Adam mcgoff
adam mcgoff by Sjejejdifjke November 30, 2024

McGuffin 

An object or person in a movie that has no use other than to drive the narrative forward. originally coined by alfred hitchcock.
the suitcase in pulp fiction

McGloff City 

A fictional comic book town inspired by the south boston-jamaica plain region of Massachusetts. Much similar to Gotham City. Whitey McGlofflin runs the show here, he fronts as a "no-care" english teacher while actually being a blackmarket kingpin for Novels of both the fiction and non fiction variety. His henchmen include Rattimus and AParxKilla The town was founded in the 1600's by the irish refugees who fled ireland. These refugees fled due to their small size, they were such tiny men that they were mistaken for potatoes during the Ye Olde Potato Famine.
Tim-"Dude i think that potato just tried to hit me"

Nick-"Nah dont worry bout that, its just Whitey McGlofflin on another one of his rampages, apparently someone ripped off his bootleg collection of "A Doll's House". Welcome to McGloff City.

mctoffisial 

A tiktok squad. They have 23 members. they are so kind!
mctoffisial member is so kind
mctoffisial by kwqi May 23, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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