MAGOFF 

Short for a MAGA JAGOFF.

A member of Cult 45 who believes that Trump can do no wrong and everything unflattering about him is "fake news". They tend to dwell on social media and spread and believe right wing disinformation, Many are conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers. Some are outright Neo Nazis and White Supremacists.

I was on Twitter and couldn't believe how rude and misinformed the MAGOFFS over there are.

MAGOFF by Sluggo15132 April 30, 2024

Magoff 

A male Trump supporting jagoff.

Short for MAGA Jagoff or MAGA Jackoff or MAGA Jerkoff

Someone so deep in Trump's Cult that they are impossible to reason with and only capable of spewing MAGA propaganda and insults. A Magoffs female counterpart is a Trunt.

Twitter has become a real Mein Space for the brainless Cult 45 Magoffs to spew their nonsense.

Magoff by Sluggo15132 May 6, 2024

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013

Madoff Machine 

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)

Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.

Madoff Machine by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

Madoffed 

To be scammed in a financial, or Ponzi scheme. Money lost is often several millions of dollars.

Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?

Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.

Madoffed by Client 09 January 9, 2009

Maguffin 

An all encompassing part of speech meaning anything you’d like. Purported to be immature and despised by clerics and betrothed alike.

See also, maguffy, maguff, maguffed, maguffel, and maguffly

Here’s another elk maguffin right here.

I feel a little maguffy.

Maguffin by Maguffin123 September 29, 2020

Madoff your account 

Steal.

I am going to Madoff your account

Madoff your account by Ettebe December 21, 2008