suitcase

to hide things in your ass, usually used in jail

"wow who would of thought Dr Quin Medicine Woman could of suitcased 47 plastic army men, she is an inspiration to us all"

by michael lowe May 10, 2007

suitcase

To place up one's ass.

I suitcased xtc last night, it was fuckin' weird.

by ajiggy October 24, 2003

suitcase

A portmanteau word used to describe someone mad, eccentric, deranged or mentally irregular
Derived from the film title - Morgan: A suit(able) (nut/fruit/head)case for treatment.
Often used in a repidundant rhyming alliterative way

... mad, crazy, crackpot, crank, nutty, loony, loopy, wacko, bonkers, demented, dotty, gaga, headcase, nutcase, fruitcase, suitcase, screwball, etc, etc

by noddy330 July 9, 2009

suitcase

A 30-pack (or large amount similar in number) of cheap beer. Usually purchased in skinny/long/ "suitcase-shaped" cardboard boxes, having a built-in handle/grip.

Let's go get a suitcase of Natural Ice and pound some back.

by Kegstand August 24, 2006

suitcase

To place an object into ones ass,and hold it there for a prolonged amount of time.

The man suitcased a condom full of cocaine to get through customs.

by unseenseensigns February 3, 2010

suitcase

Arrogant, hypocritical (calls people geeks despite being one), troll-like humanoid who looks like a little girl. See wordDoogles/word.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

suitcase

-verb
to cause a sudden collision involving suitcases, packages, shopping bags...etc.

Example 1:
My taxi driver suitcased me from behind when we stopped for a kid on a bike.

Example 2:
I got suitcased by the downstairs closet.

by myg0t5@m5t3r October 24, 2010