Mcgoofi

A person with both a hairy asshole and a hairy ass

*see Mcgoofin/Mcgoofen

I expected him to have a mcgoofin, but not a mcgoofi!

by Buttsneeze October 10, 2020

Mcgoofi

A person with both a hairy ass and a hairy butt-hole.

I expected him to have a mcgoofin, but not a mcgoofi!

by Buttsneeze October 10, 2020

McGoolish

Tasty version of a classic McDonald's breakfast sandwich. Its basically a hash brown folded into a sausage mcmuffin. Invented in Las Vegas but spreading nationwide and coming to a McD's near you.

Dave: Hey man your sausage mcmuffin looks different!
Paul: Yeah, its a McGoolish... (opens sandwich)

Dave: Oh, wow.

Paul: Three different layers and textures inside a toasted muffin. That's a McGoolish, you're life will never be the same.

by Dave BOGO December 20, 2009

mcgoofen

a harry ass

so yesterday me and my friends were watching porn and this guy had a huge mcgoofen! and so did his woman

by southern california guy November 29, 2011

McGoof

A black man, that gets taken from his former ways of life, gets his personality & named changed by white people. And acts as their as if he were whiter than the Caucasions around him.

What an embarrassment kyle must be to his family, becoming McGoof

by Rmoon & Funk May 7, 2008

McGookie

A special kind of burger thats includes two buns. The act of putting male genitalia into a womens anus. This process is simmiliar to making a sandwich, which may include but is not limited to certain topping such as: ketchup, mayonnaise, fetal extraments, and fecal matter.

I couldnt walk for days after my first Mcgookie.

by gookie October 10, 2013

Mcgoobie Brother

A McGoobie brother is a close friend that is willing to help you with sexual release, but maintain the boundaries of friendship. This is often done by standing behind an individual with a mirror while performing a reach around, so the receiver believes that they are relieving themselves.

Person 1: "Hi Mate, I'm feeling a bit frisky. Care to give me a McGoobie?"
Person 2: "Sure thing, let me grab a mirror. I am your friend and McGoobie Brother"

by MrCabinet November 16, 2021