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A person with both a hairy asshole and a hairy ass

*see Mcgoofin/Mcgoofen
I expected him to have a mcgoofin, but not a mcgoofi!
Mcgoofi by Buttsneeze October 10, 2020
Words you can keep
A person with both a hairy ass and a hairy butt-hole.
I expected him to have a mcgoofin, but not a mcgoofi!
Mcgoofi by Buttsneeze October 10, 2020

McGoolish 

Tasty version of a classic McDonald's breakfast sandwich. Its basically a hash brown folded into a sausage mcmuffin. Invented in Las Vegas but spreading nationwide and coming to a McD's near you.
Dave: Hey man your sausage mcmuffin looks different!
Paul: Yeah, its a McGoolish... (opens sandwich)

Dave: Oh, wow.

Paul: Three different layers and textures inside a toasted muffin. That's a McGoolish, you're life will never be the same.
McGoolish by Dave BOGO December 20, 2009
so yesterday me and my friends were watching porn and this guy had a huge mcgoofen! and so did his woman
mcgoofen by southern california guy November 29, 2011
A black man, that gets taken from his former ways of life, gets his personality & named changed by white people. And acts as their as if he were whiter than the Caucasions around him.
What an embarrassment kyle must be to his family, becoming McGoof
McGoof by Rmoon & Funk May 7, 2008

McGookie 

A special kind of burger thats includes two buns. The act of putting male genitalia into a womens anus. This process is simmiliar to making a sandwich, which may include but is not limited to certain topping such as: ketchup, mayonnaise, fetal extraments, and fecal matter.
I couldnt walk for days after my first Mcgookie.
McGookie by gookie October 10, 2013

Mcgoobie Brother 

A McGoobie brother is a close friend that is willing to help you with sexual release, but maintain the boundaries of friendship. This is often done by standing behind an individual with a mirror while performing a reach around, so the receiver believes that they are relieving themselves.
Person 1: "Hi Mate, I'm feeling a bit frisky. Care to give me a McGoobie?"
Person 2: "Sure thing, let me grab a mirror. I am your friend and McGoobie Brother"
Mcgoobie Brother by MrCabinet November 16, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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