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A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table.

The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler.

Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The reason this dinner isn’t going well is because the wrong people are in the middle. Andrew and Caitlin can’t handle being there and just don’t have the right personality for it. They’re horrible middlers and can’t keep the convo interesting.
Middler by softfooddiet January 5, 2023
Word of the Day on January 6, 2023

mildrid the middler 

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head

Michael McDiddle 

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
someone who does not use proper urinal ettiquette when there is more than 2 stalls, he's the guy who goes between and uses the middle urinal causing an uncomfortableness.
When Hawkins went to the bathroom he decided against proper ettiquette and decided he'd become a middler.
The main antagonist of “The Batman”
The Middler’s riddles are mid!
Middler by rifique March 23, 2022

mcdiddle 

a drunk girl that likes to finger herself in front of an entire party.
mcdiddle was diddling herself on the couch and everyone was watching.
mcdiddle by brittany warhol January 10, 2011
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