Mcfiddley 

The SI unit for awesomeness.

Before buying the new CD, Geoff decided to check how many Mcfiddlies it registered as, it was only 1 Mcfiddley; needless to say, he did not buy.

Mcfiddley by Chance Carpenter June 17, 2007

Michael McDiddle 

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.

"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

Michael McDiddle by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013

Middley 

1. Between middle and early
2. The absence of middle and early
3. When you don't feel good, but you don't feel bad

Today I am feeling Middley.

May is a middley month.

Middley by Jared and Isaac December 16, 2018

the middleyou 

this is a farmer term used to describe the middle of smoething. (The middleyou... - The middle of...)

i was abroad in the middleyou the field cutting the grass

the middleyou by johnny swift May 26, 2010

mcdiddle 

a drunk girl that likes to finger herself in front of an entire party.

mcdiddle was diddling herself on the couch and everyone was watching.

mcdiddle by brittany warhol January 10, 2011

McDiddler

A creepy old man that works at McDonalds and tries to pick up kids while working.

Man that McDiddler that just gave me my food slipped his phone number in the bag....what a deusch berry.

McDiddler by stuart Flinders March 9, 2006

Chronic McFiddleberry 

a person who sits in a bath tub naked with no water and tech-decks with mini skateboards and does various grinds and/or slides on his own wing-wang (the dangler, wiener, ballsncock, brad pitt)

"dude, i totally caught james being a chronic mcfiddleberry last night!"

Chronic McFiddleberry by wanna touch my fag?!! Wiener! June 28, 2008