Mcfiddley
Before buying the new CD, Geoff decided to check how many Mcfiddlies it registered as, it was only 1 Mcfiddley; needless to say, he did not buy.
Mcfiddley by Chance Carpenter June 17, 2007
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Michael McDiddle
An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
Michael McDiddle by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013
Related Words
Middley
1. Between middle and early
2. The absence of middle and early
3. When you don't feel good, but you don't feel bad
2. The absence of middle and early
3. When you don't feel good, but you don't feel bad
Middley by Jared and Isaac December 16, 2018
the middleyou
this is a farmer term used to describe the middle of smoething. (The middleyou... - The middle of...)
the middleyou by johnny swift May 26, 2010
mcdiddle
mcdiddle by brittany warhol January 10, 2011
McDiddler
Man that McDiddler that just gave me my food slipped his phone number in the bag....what a deusch berry.
McDiddler by stuart Flinders March 9, 2006
Chronic McFiddleberry
a person who sits in a bath tub naked with no water and tech-decks with mini skateboards and does various grinds and/or slides on his own wing-wang (the dangler, wiener, ballsncock, brad pitt)
Chronic McFiddleberry by wanna touch my fag?!! Wiener! June 28, 2008
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