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riddles n. 1. The official language of the Prophet. To give an answer in the form of a question. 3. To occupy someone with false statements. 4. Truth to the Prophet, Lies to the childern. 5. Can be a question or statement with absolutly no correct answer. 5. A form of defence. 6. A keen way to get things.

syn. stories
1. The Prophet spoke to me in such riddles that I completely lost time.
2. Brett, what's up with the riddles?There are no poon here!
3. The Prophet got a free Bud Light after riddling the 7-11 cashier for 10 minutes.
riddles by steve borgelt February 10, 2004
Words you can keep
I like them
Iam "Well, I'd have to be in the Twilight Zone because everything in space is moving and I'll likely never be in the same place twice. I'm laying in bed right now and I haven't moved in hours but I'm still not in the same place I was a second ago."

Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"

Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"

Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
Riddles by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
Mane them hoes be on some riddles.

Everytime we supposed to kick it they be on some riddles.

He never comes through when he says he will... That nigga be riddlin'.
riddles by Cbfrmstl June 11, 2006
That pair match. They must be Riddles and Nuddles
Riddles by Nuddles March 14, 2005

urban riddles

riddles that are of a urban nature.
if you dont like my trickery, you can suck my dickery.
urban riddles by the bilf October 27, 2003

Telling Riddles 

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.
Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.
Telling Riddles by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021

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`'`Action`'`Comedy`'`Riddles`'`actUion`'`comeUdy`'`ridDles`'`actioN`'`comedY`'`riddleS`'`
`'`Action`'`Comedy`'`Riddles`'`actUion`'`comeUdy`'`ridDles`'`actioN`'`comedY`'`riddleS`'`
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