Hawkins

To be stuck in a position that is really difficult to get out of.

Taking a dump at your new girlfriends place & it really stinks.

Person 1.
'how did your date go'

Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'

Person 1
'what happened'

Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'

by Maguire68 August 10, 2012

Hawkins

A man who is typically stingy in his offerings. Occasionally this word is used to refer to a woman, but mostly the recipients of this label are of the male gender.

'Would you like half a crisp?'
'HALF? You're such a hawkins!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009

Hawkins

A sexy beast whose savageness is never outdone. Everyone loves a hawkins because they know he is better than them in every way shape or form.

OMG, is that the hottest person alive, he must be a hawkins.

by Dave Lickballs May 11, 2018

hawkin'

to look at someone or something intently. Much like a hawk staring down its prey.

"buddy did you see that lady just fuckin' hawkin' us? Lets get aidan to shit on her lawn."

by carr October 23, 2005

the hawkins

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back

ben did the hawkins on her last night

by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007

hawkins

Someone who loves to drink.

hes drinking like a hawkins.

by Jonnor564e7e467 November 19, 2007

Hawkinator

a very hip teacher who likes to work hard but still have a fun time.

wow, we love our hawkinator!!

by [mjuzIk] is love July 06, 2011