A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table.

The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler.

Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The reason this dinner isn’t going well is because the wrong people are in the middle. Andrew and Caitlin can’t handle being there and just don’t have the right personality for it. They’re horrible middlers and can’t keep the convo interesting.
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The Middler’s riddles are mid!
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a college student in their 3rd/4th year of a 5th year program. Not quite a Junior or a Senior, hence being in the "middle".
Person 1: I'm a middler
Person 2: So...is that a junior or a senior?
Person 1: honestly idk
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someone who does not use proper urinal ettiquette when there is more than 2 stalls, he's the guy who goes between and uses the middle urinal causing an uncomfortableness.
When Hawkins went to the bathroom he decided against proper ettiquette and decided he'd become a middler.
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one who prefers to fold his penis in half during intercourse in order to get the job done.
after jimmy drank a half liter of jack, he became a real middler when trying to do his wife.
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when you're smoking bud and sitting in a line, someone who sits in the middle, in order to hit it more than any of the others

like bogarting
stop being a middler
by stephenisrad July 23, 2005
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