Manfus 

Manfus is the physically embodiment of everything cringe and weird. A statement used to describe someone who acts out of the box and does body fit into any form of social structure (not in good way).

Shut the fuck up Manfus
Why you gotta be such a Manfus?
This is such a Manfus thing
Drink a shot every time you Manfus

Manfus by SUFNAM November 22, 2021

manousos 

Greek name. It is pronounced m-aa-n-oo-s-oh-s. Those with this name are usually confident and dominant.

It’s no surprise your dominant in bed, your name is Manousos.

manousos by Call me Disney May 5, 2020

MANFAST 

MANFAST (all caps) is an annual competitive event that takes place in SE Michigan in mid-July.

Competitors participate in various MANLY feats to assert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.

The winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.

It is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. Several women have entered the competition and some of those women have cracked the top three.

It is also not uncommon for participants to attend dressed as something manly (Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, The Bearjew, etc...)

In the end, MANFAST is the greatest way to assert your dominance over the herd.

I plan on attending MANFAST this year. Bring the bacon and beer...we have work to do.

MANFAST by Slogo November 9, 2012

Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.

I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.

Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018

manfur 

A large amount of body hair on a human male.

Holy crap, that guy's manfur is poking out of the top if his shirt!

manfur by Barwise August 23, 2008

Mangus 

1. Mangus is a rap group originating in Arlington Heights, Illinois by Obeast and DJP, and was established in early 2011. To listen to a sample of their music, it can be found at either www.facebook.com/MangusPage or www.youtube.com/WhoDaMangusRecords.

2. Mangus can also be used in casual conversation as a pronoun similar to "dude," "homie," "man," etc. It can also be thrown in at random moments to add emphasis to whatever you're saying.

1. "Yo, u hear dat new Mangus jam, 'Icy Veins?' I enjoyed it."

2. "Who da mangus do u thank u is?"

"Ay mangus, we still finna go to that petting zoo later?"

"Oh my Mangus, dassumm huuuugee mangus!"

"Did you just see the mangus on that chick?!"

Mangus by WhoDaMangusRecords April 9, 2011

malfusion

A legal sounding word that you can use and sound smart without getting questioned.

Watch out mother-fucker, I will sue you for malfusion.

malfusion by Mztexas July 7, 2017