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Melusional
Someone who is; (1) either entirely self obsessed and won’t stop talking about themselves, or; (2) someone that tells constant, compulsive lies about themselves, usually in the form of bragging or storytelling in an attempt to appear cool.
Dude is so Melusional! He called from LA and told us he dated Carmen Electra after he saw her eating in a restaurant in Westwood.
Melusional by Richard Arthur Love July 31, 2007
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malfusionism
me: “yea i follow malfusionism which is the religion and worship of malfusion6”
zachary: “stop talking about me”
zachary: “stop talking about me”
malfusionism by masfusionismfollower December 10, 2021
mayfusing
a combination of the words "maybe" and confusing," mayfusing describes a state of utter confusion after hearing a word that one is not familiar with.
JENNA: Can I borrow a black cardigan?
RUDY: Mayhaps.
JENNA: Say what?
RUDY: Maybe + perhaps = mayhaps.
JENNA: You need to stop with this mayhaps business.
RUDY: May why?
JENNA: It's mayfusing.
RUDY: Mayhaps.
JENNA: Say what?
RUDY: Maybe + perhaps = mayhaps.
JENNA: You need to stop with this mayhaps business.
RUDY: May why?
JENNA: It's mayfusing.
mayfusing by Rudy Houssian November 4, 2008
Mullusion
Having evenly long hair and sweeping the front section of hair back whilst doning a ball cap would then create the appearance of long "mullet" hair in the back only, therefore creating a mullusion.
Mullusion by Mullet Police June 19, 2011
malaisionship
Malaise + relationship. General discomfort or uneasiness in your relationship\marriage. Credit Gillian Flynn from Entertainment Weekly for coining?
A 13 year malaisionship with Betty, she and Frank had fallen into the rut of no sex and constant fighting over petty crap.
malaisionship by Chromedude September 23, 2007