malfusion

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A legal sounding word that you can use and sound smart without getting questioned.

Watch out mother-fucker, I will sue you for malfusion.

malfusion by Mztexas July 7, 2017

Words you can keep

Melusional

Someone who is; (1) either entirely self obsessed and won’t stop talking about themselves, or; (2) someone that tells constant, compulsive lies about themselves, usually in the form of bragging or storytelling in an attempt to appear cool.

Dude is so Melusional! He called from LA and told us he dated Carmen Electra after he saw her eating in a restaurant in Westwood.

Melusional by Richard Arthur Love July 31, 2007

Related Words

malfusion • malfusionism • malaisionship • Malaysions • Malfuckoning • mayfusing • Melusional • misfusion • Mullusion • Mystical Malfuction

malfusionism

the religion and worship of malfusion6

me: “yea i follow malfusionism which is the religion and worship of malfusion6”
zachary: “stop talking about me”

malfusionism by masfusionismfollower December 10, 2021

mayfusing

a combination of the words "maybe" and confusing," mayfusing describes a state of utter confusion after hearing a word that one is not familiar with.

JENNA: Can I borrow a black cardigan?
RUDY: Mayhaps.
JENNA: Say what?
RUDY: Maybe + perhaps = mayhaps.
JENNA: You need to stop with this mayhaps business.
RUDY: May why?
JENNA: It's mayfusing.

mayfusing by Rudy Houssian November 4, 2008

Mullusion

The appearance of sporting a true mullet hair-cut without the hair-cut being a true mullet.

Having evenly long hair and sweeping the front section of hair back whilst doning a ball cap would then create the appearance of long "mullet" hair in the back only, therefore creating a mullusion.

Mullusion by Mullet Police June 19, 2011

malaisionship

Malaise + relationship. General discomfort or uneasiness in your relationship\marriage. Credit Gillian Flynn from Entertainment Weekly for coining?

A 13 year malaisionship with Betty, she and Frank had fallen into the rut of no sex and constant fighting over petty crap.

malaisionship by Chromedude September 23, 2007

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

Mystical Malfuction by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026