MANFAST

MANFAST (all caps) is an annual competitive event that takes place in SE Michigan in mid-July.

Competitors participate in various MANLY feats to assert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.

The winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.

It is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. Several women have entered the competition and some of those women have cracked the top three.

It is also not uncommon for participants to attend dressed as something manly (Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, The Bearjew, etc...)

In the end, MANFAST is the greatest way to assert your dominance over the herd.

I plan on attending MANFAST this year. Bring the bacon and beer...we have work to do.

by Slogo November 9, 2012

manfast

one who abstains from a man. she or he rejects a man, and all of his principles and therefore is on a manfast.

Jessica: what did you give up for Lent?
Sara: Men. I'm on a manfast.

by Jessica55555 April 3, 2007

Mantastic Number

A song in a musical in which the singers are all male and the song is of a high manful quality; usually involves singing about objectifying women and/or fighting.

The song "Dames" from the Musical "42nd Street" is my favorite mantastic number.

by Captain Silver April 1, 2006

mantastic

Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.

by Ned Ryerson July 30, 2008

mantastrophe

Any activity that takes a negative turn involving a group of men.

The buck's night was a mantastrophe when the groom missed his wedding the morning after.

by Akira January 30, 2003

Mantastic

someone or something that is overly manly but not egotistic, and is just alittle bit cooler then being fantastic.

The fact that the fat guy could lift a 2 ton car was mantastic.

by iluvcookies54 April 30, 2008

Manfest

Once a year men gather in a small group outside of the town of Liverpool Nova Scotia. They act like idiots and overindulge in everything! Meat and bacon!

Manfest is here

by Manfestman May 21, 2013