n. Plural. Vulgar Slang. from Middle English ballocks meaning testicles.
1. no good; rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. an exclamation on making a error
4. testicles
n. Antonym. the dog's bollocks
5. outstanding
1. no good; rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. an exclamation on making a error
4. testicles
n. Antonym. the dog's bollocks
5. outstanding
1. Sod it, I am bollocks at this game!
2. Oh bother, Obama is talking bollocks again.
3. Bollocks!... BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!
4. She'll cut off your bollocks and cram them up your arse.
5. Wow, that meal was the dog's bollocks!
2. Oh bother, Obama is talking bollocks again.
3. Bollocks!... BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!
4. She'll cut off your bollocks and cram them up your arse.
5. Wow, that meal was the dog's bollocks!
by ChipW July 28, 2009
(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.
(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.
Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.
Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!
Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!
Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!
Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!
Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!
Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!
Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
by Tenacious Faulker February 18, 2010
Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"
Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"
Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"
Me:-"Oh bollocks"
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"
Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"
Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"
Me:-"Oh bollocks"
by Fon March 22, 2005
1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.
a:That film was bollocks!
b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.
a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.
b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.
a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.
by dudeman April 16, 2004
British term, an exclamation of something bad or said when something bad happens. Antonym is dog's bollocks (the).
I can't stand this. It's utter bollocks.
by Matt Williams January 13, 2004
by Joe Bloggs December 19, 2004
n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
by Jon January 19, 2004