Ladgasm

A term used for the unusual noise that Little Lad is known to make in the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial.

"Berries? Berries and what else?"
"And cream."
"*ladgasm*"
"*blink*"

by m a r r e. September 15, 2009

lidgasm

Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid

Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.

by Crunchyness October 3, 2007

Laxgasm

An orgasm achieved simply by watching a ridiculous lacrosse act.

Guy 1: Did you see that goal?

Guy 2:(Laxgasm)

by Laxonyou911 January 31, 2010

Laggasm

1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.

Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.

by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009

Ladygasm

An extreme feeling of euphoria brought on by amazing girly things such as Prada shoes, rippling muscles and juicy gossip.

Omg, did u see Taylor Lautner in Twilight? He totally gave me a Ladygasm.

by cheekychick January 25, 2010

LANGASM

An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.

The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.

by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008

Landgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling when one steps on land after being out at sea for a long period of time. ( Actually causes an orgasm).

Christopher Columbus was so excited to step onto solid ground that he broke down and had an intense landgasm in front of the many natives.

by Bearigator February 12, 2009