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1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
Laggasm by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009
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laggamuffin

Laggamuffin is a term used to describe someone who has a laggy internet connection or lags a lot. It is a combination of the words lag and raggamuffin. The term has been recently used on the irc network Gamesurge
That guy has dial up. He's such a laggamuffin

Lol. Laggamuffin
laggamuffin by diriginal September 13, 2008
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An orgasm achieved simply by watching a ridiculous lacrosse act.
Guy 1: Did you see that goal?

Guy 2:(Laxgasm)
Laxgasm by Laxonyou911 January 31, 2010
An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.
The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.
LANGASM by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008
A term used for the unusual noise that Little Lad is known to make in the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial.
"Berries? Berries and what else?"
"And cream."
"*ladgasm*"
"*blink*"
Ladgasm by m a r r e. September 15, 2009
When you laugh so much you sound like your having an orgasm
Teresa: "Whats that noise"
Niamh: "I think its that girl"
Teresa: "Is she having a largasm"
Niamh: "Im pretty sure, shes been laughing for a while"
1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.

2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.

3. The feeling after winning a court case.
"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"

"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."

"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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