lapgasm 

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis.

I went to the strip club for lapgasms every night last week, now my pants glow whenever I go someplace with a black light!

lapgasm by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015

LapGasm 

Busting a Nut in your shorts during a lap dance while the dancer gives hardcore direct stimulation with her hands, breast, mouth, ass, thigh and pussy to your dick without taking it out.

Little Johnny went to the strip club last night and payed for a lap dance from a sexy red head with big breast. During the dance the sexy stripper rubbed her breast so good on little Johny's dick he couldn't help but to LapGasm all over the inside of his gym shorts

LapGasm by JuiceBoxSixNine September 23, 2017

Lipgasm 

Similar to an orgasm, the event that occurs while applying chap stick to lips that have been dry, and or chapped for an extended duration of time.

It was so cold downtown yesterday, and my lips got so chapped I had a huge lipgasm when I put some chap stick on them.

Lipgasm by H011@buscemi March 9, 2012

Laxgasm 

An orgasm achieved simply by watching a ridiculous lacrosse act.

Guy 1: Did you see that goal?

Guy 2:(Laxgasm)

Laxgasm by Laxonyou911 January 31, 2010

Laggasm 

1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.

Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.

Laggasm by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009

LANGASM 

An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.

The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.

LANGASM by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008

Ladgasm 

A term used for the unusual noise that Little Lad is known to make in the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial.

"Berries? Berries and what else?"
"And cream."
"*ladgasm*"
"*blink*"

Ladgasm by m a r r e. September 15, 2009