LANGASM 

An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.

The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.

LANGASM by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008

langas mom 

langas hot mom aka nanako hasegawa

ex: wow langas mom is really hot

langas mom by langasmomporn March 12, 2021

Laxgasm 

An orgasm achieved simply by watching a ridiculous lacrosse act.

Guy 1: Did you see that goal?

Guy 2:(Laxgasm)

Laxgasm by Laxonyou911 January 31, 2010

Laggasm 

1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.

Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.

Laggasm by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009

languasm 

The feeling when you learn an attractive or useful new word in your native or non-native language. Or, when you hear or read someone using their native or non-native language attractively.

"When he speaks Spanish it gives me a languasm"
"My students' excellent grasp of the new grammar gave me a languasm"

languasm by lauralollylegs May 10, 2016

Lingasm 

What ESPN and other national sports writers have every time they bring up New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.

Dave: Dude, I can't watch Sportscenter anymore. I am so sick if the non-stop Jeremy Lin talk.

Jeff: I know, it's like every time Magic Johnson brings him up he has a Lingasm

Lingasm by trippster426 May 26, 2012

Landgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling when one steps on land after being out at sea for a long period of time. ( Actually causes an orgasm).

Christopher Columbus was so excited to step onto solid ground that he broke down and had an intense landgasm in front of the many natives.

Landgasm by Bearigator February 12, 2009