lardgasm

An ownage snacwidth consisting of white bread with margarine or lard (not buttor) and chocolate, dipped in cocoa made with soylent green. Best served stoned. See stonebaked.net/~bogart/lardgasm.html

Holy crap! I just had an awesome lardgasm.

by Bogart the Pizza Chef December 13, 2008

lordgasm

A lordgasm is an orgasm one might receive when worshiping and believing so hard they cream their jeans. It is apparent in the faces and actions of millions of deep faith christians. This provides them to have an outlet for their sexual energy that is otherwise denied them due to their faith.

That girl just had a lordgasm and spoke in tongues - she's not going home with dry panties

by gothnerd December 14, 2009

Landgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling when one steps on land after being out at sea for a long period of time. ( Actually causes an orgasm).

Christopher Columbus was so excited to step onto solid ground that he broke down and had an intense landgasm in front of the many natives.

by Bearigator February 12, 2009

Lordgasm

The obnoxious and uncomfortable mentioning aloud of the name of Jesus Christ in prayer by the person saying the prayer which removes its sanctity. This phenomenon is found commonly in Pentacostal Christianity.

I wish that the old lady in back would stop having a lordgasm so I can pray in peace.

by UrbanBurban December 25, 2018

Ladgasm

A term used for the unusual noise that Little Lad is known to make in the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial.

"Berries? Berries and what else?"
"And cream."
"*ladgasm*"
"*blink*"

by m a r r e. September 15, 2009

Largasm

When you laugh so much you sound like your having an orgasm

Teresa: "Whats that noise"
Niamh: "I think its that girl"
Teresa: "Is she having a largasm"
Niamh: "Im pretty sure, shes been laughing for a while"

by Niamh Clarke and Teresa Walsh December 18, 2008

largasm

An orgasm so extreme that only few have experienced a true largasm. Typically only achieved from a person living in the State of Rhode Island. It can only be recieved from an individual who is very experienced in this field of sexual knowledge. Not everyone is prepared to experience one. For some it is too much to handle. Its orignal meaning derives from a person's last name.

--She is largasmic
--She experienced the power of the largasm and was well pleased

by NPL May 10, 2005