Urban Dictionary: Taylor Lautner

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Taylor Lautner is a young american actor, born in 1992.
His roles include cheaper by the dozen 2, sharkboy and he will be playing the role of Jacob Black in the twilight movie, due to be released december 2008.

person 1- I liked that movie sharkboy and lava girl

person 2- yeah, taylor lautner was great in that movie

by a dude twilightfan June 18, 2008

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Taylor Lautner

An actor who portrays Jacob Black in the movie Twilight, and is now confirmed to be Jacob in Twilight's sequel, New Moon.

Idiot-Taylor Lautner, who's that?
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.

by i<3alphas.:] January 07, 2009

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Taylor Lautner

Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!

Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast. He is such a good Jacob Black.

by TaylorLautnerISJacobBlack January 02, 2009

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Taylor Lautner

The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.

He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.

Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.

I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.

And second take some acting classes...

P.S. you ain't all that!

Example 1

Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''

Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''

Example 2

T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."

"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"

by Berly123 June 25, 2009