After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.
by Crunchyness November 02, 2009
Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again
by Crunchyness February 01, 2008
When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.
by Crunchyness June 01, 2009
Another Man's Fecal Matter
Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.
by Crunchyness May 12, 2007
Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
by Crunchyness September 19, 2007
Look there's a cliff, let go do some cliffdering.
I just got back from this desert trip, and along the way home I spotted some hot chicks climbing all over these cliffs, so I stopped to have a quick cliffdering session with them.
I just got back from this desert trip, and along the way home I spotted some hot chicks climbing all over these cliffs, so I stopped to have a quick cliffdering session with them.
by Crunchyness May 23, 2007
one who farms turtles for a living.
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness April 29, 2007