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the Castro

While your having sex, you slip a cigar into your partner's ass, and then when you are all finished with your session, you light the cigar up and smoke it.

You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.

see also the Chong
Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.

Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 25, 2009
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croctopus

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
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Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.
by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
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Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
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Ambiwipestrous

Being able to comfortably wipe one's booty with both hands.
After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.
by Crunchyness November 2, 2009
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Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist
Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.
by Crunchyness April 25, 2007
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milk and guns

1. A combination of having milk and guns in one's possesion. Usualy in one's trunk.

2. Breasts, ass, and vagina.

3. Something that is good.
Example 1
Guy 1 "Hey what do you have in here."
Guy 2 "Milk"
Guy 1 " Guns?"
Guy 2 "Milk and Guns, gotta stay calcium"

Example 2
Whoa, check out the all the milk and guns!

Example 3
That movie was like milk and guns.
by Crunchyness April 25, 2007
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