KurtisTown 

the sexiest breed of humans.

John: "dang i wish i had friends."
Jerold: "no worries mate, become a member of KurtisTown! it'll solve all your problems!"

KurtisTown by peepeepoopo0 November 12, 2020

Kurtis Town

A lovely town ran by the mayor, Kurtis Conner. A generous man who gives his citizens an extra greeting after they subscribe.

"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
high fives mid-air

Kurtis Town by papaslittlesnowflake June 14, 2019

kurtistornied

Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.

For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!

kurtistornied by grimreaper6969 August 5, 2011

kurtstoenail

kurtstoenail is the funniest hottest gleek ever 😻🥵

Someone: have you heard of kurtstoenail?
Me: yeah their the funniest hottest gleek ever!

kurtstoenail by itscaitlintho June 25, 2021

kurtisconnersballs

@Kurtisconnersballs is a teenager who post whatever 40 year old underaged anime-bodypillow owners can jerked of to. Their previous usernames were; maya_the_frog, maya_the_frog1, Erensdaddymilkers, and Erendaddymilkers. They gained quite a decent following over the time. Well, the SpongeBob video helped that, where 7 year olds who own a phone/ipad without any supervision were liking and following because they saw SpongeBob. @xd_Tom123 has made a cult at his school with 200+ joining and saying something like "worship kurtisconnersballs or i will kill you!"

"Hey!! Did u saw the awesome and amazing video @kurtisconnersballs posted?"
"Of course I did. I am their biggest fan."

kurtisconnersballs by Kurtisconnersballs July 12, 2022

citizen_of_kurtistown69 

The best mutual in the word, they're literally so nice and super funny. Only cool people follow him 😍✌✌ /hj

Me: Hey, are you friends with citizen_of_kurtistown69?
Loser🙄: no who's that?
Me: Sorry, you're not cool enough to be my friend 😔👋

citizen_of_kurtistown69 by imcxtiepie October 14, 2021