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Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.
For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!
by grimreaper6969 August 05, 2011
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