kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area

"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"

by mankow October 30, 2009

Out- of- kelter

A Newfie slang word. In short the word means to get absolutely plastered and out of control.

Bob: hey man, what are you doing on Friday night?

Fred: I'm getting absolutely out- of- kelter

by ViagraSniffer February 26, 2013

Kelter

Regular order or condition. (Scottish in origin).

The old mill's arbor is still a little out of kelter and will require adjusting.

by John UK April 25, 2022