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keller's by Trigger Happy May 20, 2004
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Helen Keller’s Rinnegan
contrary to popular belief, Helen Keller actually had rinnegans in the early stages of her life. Helen Keller was a very skilled shinobi of the village hidden in the mist and single-handedly ended the 12th great shinobi war. sadly, about a month after the 12th great shinobi war ended, both of her rinnegans were stolen by imdontai.
Boy: Hellen Keller would have gone down as one of the greatest shinobi to ever exist if Imdontai wouldn’t have stolen her rinnegans.
Girl: Yeah, Helen Keller’s Rinnegans would have made her overpowered.
Girl: Yeah, Helen Keller’s Rinnegans would have made her overpowered.
Helen Keller’s Rinnegan by lilspacedonkey February 22, 2021
The Helen Keller Song
A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".
I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.
The Helen Keller Song by babstrei February 6, 2010
Helen Keller syndrome
when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything
When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.
Helen Keller syndrome by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009
Helen Keller suprize
It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)
The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.
Helen Keller suprize by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011
Hellen Keller Style of Eating
When one takes food off of another person´s plate without permission. Also known as to pull a Helen Keller
Hellen Keller Style of Eating by Esteban229 May 6, 2011
thot killer(s)
An individual or group of men who are not whipped (see also:whipped), thus depriving women of their thiving acquisition of power.
thot killer(s) by The Tiger Lee March 30, 2016
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