a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.
by peoplerock December 13, 2017
by biscut85 June 06, 2011
by Mike jsihaiongadhsoih April 20, 2006
Keller is a super nice guy who will always be there for you. He overthinks everything and you constantly need to remind him of how amazing he is. Lots of people are jealous of him so they are rude to him but in reality they want to be him. If you have a Keller friend, keep them by your side and always be there for them. They will do anything for you and are always there to help.
by Anonymous5 September 09, 2019
Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
by I saw penis February 27, 2014
A person who is amazing, smart, cute, and funny. He has a great sense of humor and will keep you laughing. He's like a sour patch kid- sour then sweet. Loyalty and cuddles are his specialty.
by weepinq October 17, 2019
A man or woman who is the dominate one in an relationship. Opposite of being a Beecher.
2. A dangerously sexy man
2. A dangerously sexy man
by ellipher March 17, 2009