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kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area
"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"
by mankow October 30, 2009
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Kelter

Regular order or condition. (Scottish in origin).
The old mill's arbor is still a little out of kelter and will require adjusting.
by John UK April 25, 2022
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Out- of- kelter

A Newfie slang word. In short the word means to get absolutely plastered and out of control.
Bob: hey man, what are you doing on Friday night?

Fred: I'm getting absolutely out- of- kelter
by ViagraSniffer February 26, 2013
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kilter annie

kilt-er an-ee

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012
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Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”
by Crayson February 8, 2019
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Keller High School

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”
by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019
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Kellered

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.
by I saw penis March 7, 2014
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