kellered

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006

Kellered

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Keller

A person who is amazing, smart, cute, and funny. He has a great sense of humor and will keep you laughing. He's like a sour patch kid- sour then sweet. Loyalty and cuddles are his specialty.

I wish i were with keller

by weepinq October 17, 2019

Keller

A man or woman who is the dominate one in an relationship. Opposite of being a Beecher.

2. A dangerously sexy man

Im the Keller in this relationship!

My last boyfriend was sooo Keller

by ellipher March 17, 2009

keller

a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.

I wish I was dating a keller

i know right he is so hot

by peoplerock December 12, 2017

Keller

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become deaf and blind.

I think I'm going to Keller some relatives today.

by AnInnocentChild December 25, 2013

keller's

Butter that can be Salted, Sweet or Whipped but always Delicious.

I tapped that ass last night but all I could think about was some tasty keller's

by Trigger Happy May 20, 2004