mankow's definitions

kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area

"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"

by mankow October 30, 2009

simms

1. a black person

2. a con artist
3. a nicer term for nigger

you didnt show up to work today... you lazy simms!

by mankow November 5, 2009