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katshit
A bastardization of the word ketchup, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with mouseturd.
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Mikhail Kalashnikov
The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.
Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.
Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022
Kakashi
A badass character from naruto. Naruto's sensei along with Sasuke's and Sakura's sensei altogether. He possesses the Sharingan, wears a mask and is GODDAMN AWSOME! Oh did I mention that he basically reads porn in front of kids?
Kakashi by KORUTO UZUMAKI January 14, 2019
Ash Kaash
A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Ash Kaash by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020
Cursin_Kakashi
A Genshin Impact / Variety on twitch.tv and an analytical chemist.
Having 290 followers as of 10/1/2023, Cursin_Kakashi (also known as "Kakashi," "Kashi," and "Gayass Kaka") has had a continuous upward growth rate since he began streaming on Twitch, becoming well-loved among fans for his outgoing personality, endlessly friendly demeanor, and overall amicability. Most experts on the subject agree that Kashi will soon hit 300 followers, a feat his many fans have been supportive of.
Outside of Twitch, Gayass Kaka works with fancy chemical stuff (of which I am not smart enough to comment on), making him automatically a smart fella, as opposed to a fart smella. His community has a very diverse basis--especially of LGBTQ+ people--with Kakashi himself identifying as LGBTQ (leading to his nickname of "Gayass Kaka").
His fans and supporters alike hope to see him grow, and we will be there with him through thick and thin.
Having 290 followers as of 10/1/2023, Cursin_Kakashi (also known as "Kakashi," "Kashi," and "Gayass Kaka") has had a continuous upward growth rate since he began streaming on Twitch, becoming well-loved among fans for his outgoing personality, endlessly friendly demeanor, and overall amicability. Most experts on the subject agree that Kashi will soon hit 300 followers, a feat his many fans have been supportive of.
Outside of Twitch, Gayass Kaka works with fancy chemical stuff (of which I am not smart enough to comment on), making him automatically a smart fella, as opposed to a fart smella. His community has a very diverse basis--especially of LGBTQ+ people--with Kakashi himself identifying as LGBTQ (leading to his nickname of "Gayass Kaka").
His fans and supporters alike hope to see him grow, and we will be there with him through thick and thin.
Person 1 - "Hey, there's a Cursin_Kakashi stream today!"
Person 2 - "That's awesome!!!"
Person 3 - "himeko himeko himeko himeko oikjhyutrfdetfyhu"
Person 2 - "That's awesome!!!"
Person 3 - "himeko himeko himeko himeko oikjhyutrfdetfyhu"
Cursin_Kakashi by columbina's #1 fan October 1, 2023
Kataholic
A man who cares a whole lot for a woman because she is smart, articulate, charismatic,and beautiful even though he thinks she has misled and manipulated him.
Kataholic by windsorgirl September 13, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026