5 definitions by SDNonce1331
A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020
The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.
Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”
by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020
The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.
Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”
by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020
A physically gruelling and labour intensive training exercise in the Sport of Boxing which consists of a Boxer sparring with one person and after one round is finished, another Boxer while the other one stays and repeats over and over again with different, physically rejuvenated people fighting the same worn-out, half-assed Boxer with no breaks included in between. It is widely believed by many that Shark Tank is extremely effective and will improve Stamina and Endurance drastically.
Boxer 1: "Maaaan Today's session was intense... can't believe I was the one doing Shark Tank today."
Boxer 2: "Bro, you were mad exhausted when the fourth person came in and you looked like you were about to die."
Boxer 1: "I know, at least I will be in tip-top shape in my real fight thanks to Shark Tank though."
Boxer 2: "Bro, you were mad exhausted when the fourth person came in and you looked like you were about to die."
Boxer 1: "I know, at least I will be in tip-top shape in my real fight thanks to Shark Tank though."
by SDNonce1331 January 23, 2020
A Fighter who has the common tendency to post his/her training in a loud, braggadocio fashion in an attempt to self-boost their own ego and cultivate some clout for his/herself. They are too worried about how they look on Insta rather than in the actual Ring and instead of keeping their head down and working hard, allowing their performance to do the talking in the ring (like most Boxers), they prefer to talk the talk but not walk the walk, only to get demolished inside the ring.
Person 1: "Yo you know EJ? He's such an Instagram Boxer."
Person 2: "I know right! Always posts his 'hard work' on his story but got his ass handed out to him by Xavier last Saturday ."
Person 1: "The ring don't lie, my friend, the ring don't lie."
Person 2: "I know right! Always posts his 'hard work' on his story but got his ass handed out to him by Xavier last Saturday ."
Person 1: "The ring don't lie, my friend, the ring don't lie."
by SDNonce1331 January 23, 2020