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A bastardization of the word ketchup, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with mouseturd.
Cecil: Hey! Ya got any katshit or mouseturd for these here burgers?
Gloria: <sigh> What are you, four? Can't you even speak without swearing?
Cecil: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kiddin', for fuck's sake! ... so do ya got any or what?
katshit by ocius1 April 6, 2009
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The act of defecating in one's pants during a game of kahoot
I just kashit'ed myself
Kashit by DudeBroKowski November 15, 2021
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Kathit is a nice, friendly, caring, handsome, smart guy. He likes to take care of others but he prefers his own time. He's creative and cool. He's athletic but doesn't like to show off his skills. He knows what he's doing and hates when people get on his bad side. You don't want to because he will kick your ass so bad your ancestors will feel it! He's also hot and strong af but again doesn't like showing off. He's a good guy in general
Kathit is going to the movies later today
Kathit by Yeet38 November 29, 2020
A cat or kitten’s shit or piss.
Honey, clean up the kitshit this instant!
Kitshit by Oofios August 30, 2019
Acronymn for Kick Ass Shit meaning items or events that are incredibly awesome or just amazing.
That outfit is kashite!

You got a new car? Kashite!
Kashite by Virginia Giganti January 11, 2006

Mass Kashit 

When you are in math class with diarrhea, say you need to go to the bathroom, if they say no, kashit your pants, if they say yes, pretend not to make it to the toilet and shit your pants again. This works well if you want a sick day or to skip class. The only downside is the shit-stained underwear.
Angel: Sarah are you ok?
Sarah: No I had a mass kashit today
Angel: oh im sorry! Get well soon!
Mass Kashit by Mass katoot 🤡 September 21, 2019
The finest girl on the whole planet, gotta pretty smile and big boobs
Damnnn that girl is a katshia omm
Katshia by jacobkai July 21, 2021
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