ocius1's definitions

liral

When someone stages a funny or embarrassing moment caught on video with the hope of it going viral. A portmanteau, or mash-up of lie and viral: a viral lie. A staged viral moment.

That latest video of someone fainting during a proposal was so obviously staged, it's liral, not viral! lol

by ocius1 August 16, 2023

premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

by ocius1 February 23, 2011

testo-boy

A aggressive dude with too much testosterone in his system. Usually found bullying others or being overly loud and aggressive while watching sporting events. Often, but not necessarily, seen wearing sports paraphernalia.

1.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!

Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!

Maggie: Testo-boy.

2.
Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!

Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.

Mary: Don't make eye contact.

by ocius1 November 4, 2009

Joe-Fro

The straight-haired person's afro. Hair that sticks out in all directions like an afro only with straight hair instead of curly. Named after former Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. Joe-Fro is not cool. A smart person born with Joe-Fro is an early adopter of hair products.

1.
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!

2.
For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'

by ocius1 May 28, 2009

revengicide

1. A risky act of revenge, committed because the need for revenge is greater than the need for self-preservation.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.

Marion: Our organization has an intern working at the White House!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!

by ocius1 May 15, 2009

comb-o-hawk

A combination homo-hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. The remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak homo-hawk at the same time.

Rob: Hey, Colin's homo-hawk is looking a little sparse these days.
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.

Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!

by ocius1 May 14, 2009

homo-hawk

Alternate name for a faux-hawk as it's often sported by gay guys.

Jerry's been rockin' a homo-hawk for a few too many years now. Time to change it up.

Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.

by ocius1 May 14, 2009