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A combination homo-hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. The remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak homo-hawk at the same time.
Rob: Hey, Colin's homo-hawk is looking a little sparse these days.
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.
Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.
Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!
by ocius1 May 14, 2009
Get the comb-o-hawk mug.Jerry's been rockin' a homo-hawk for a few too many years now. Time to change it up.
Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.
Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.
by ocius1 May 14, 2009
Get the homo-hawk mug.1. A risky act of revenge, committed because the need for revenge is greater than the need for self-preservation.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.
Marion: Our organization has an intern working at the White House!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!
by ocius1 May 15, 2009
Get the revengicide mug.The straight-haired person's afro. Hair that sticks out in all directions like an afro only with straight hair instead of curly. Named after former Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. Joe-Fro is not cool. A smart person born with Joe-Fro is an early adopter of hair products.
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Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
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For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
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For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
by ocius1 May 28, 2009
Get the Joe-Fro mug.A aggressive dude with too much testosterone in his system. Usually found bullying others or being overly loud and aggressive while watching sporting events. Often, but not necessarily, seen wearing sports paraphernalia.
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Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!
Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!
Maggie: Testo-boy.
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Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!
Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.
Mary: Don't make eye contact.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!
Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!
Maggie: Testo-boy.
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Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!
Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.
Mary: Don't make eye contact.
by ocius1 November 4, 2009
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Get the Tweet! mug.Alternate name for the black-capped chickadee. Named after Nelson Muntz, the bully on the Simpsons with the lackadasical and mocking laugh: "Ha-ha." The black-capped chickadee has two songs, the familiar 'chick-a-dee-dee-dee!' and a song that sounds like Nelson's 'Ha-ha." laugh. Listen here: http://www.learnbirdsongs.com/birdsong.php?id=12
Chris: Hey! That bird sounds just like Nelson on the Simpsons!
Mary: Yeah, that's The Nelson Bird! I think it's real name is the chickadee.
Mary: Yeah, that's The Nelson Bird! I think it's real name is the chickadee.
by ocius1 April 21, 2009
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