Jizkers

When you accidentally don't get the jiz wiped off your upper lip before going to sleep, then wake up with a crusted cum 'stache.

Hey Frank, let me grab you a warm wash cloth to clean off your jizkers. You don't want people to know you do gay porn.

by Jizmasters January 4, 2024

Jizzers

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010

jickers

Jeans knickers; jeans rolled up to mid-calf, frequently to prevent loose cuffs from being caught in a bicycle chain, or by poseurs who want others to think they're bike messengers.

All those kids lining up to get in the Vampire Weekend concert are wearing jickers, even though they didn't ride bikes here.

by Brock LeBrock August 8, 2009

Jizzershit

The act of shitting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting.

My cousin Faris decided to jizzershit my toilet, but forgot to flush.

by jakesteal July 9, 2010

Jizersize

When one gay dude is fucking another gay dude as if he is training for the Olympics and when he's about to cum, he Jiz-er-sizes all over his partner!

When Dick & Bob heard Elton John on the radio, they bout JIZERSIZED on themselves from excitement!!

by Skwirlified1 May 31, 2021

Jizzers

A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.

Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)

by CleverDick2014 April 11, 2017

jinkers

1) To find out in shock or aww.
2) find out the hard way and be surprised
3) Scared out of your pantaloons

1) "gosh jinkers why dint you tell me earlier"
2) "jinkers should have told me befor"
3) "jinkers im scared"

by Rezewski January 7, 2006