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What happens when a beloved product gets 'optimised' for reduced manufacturing costs and the resulting product sucks. Everything that made it special, has been destroyed for maximum scalability and enhanced profit. This is what happened to Cadbury's Chocolate. Kraft bought them out and turned a once trusted brand with a delicious product into a sugar a palm oil bar with zero uniqueness or product identity.
"Great job in getting a distribution deal on your book+CD boxset, but make sure you avoid the Cadburyfication of its uniqueness. Before you know it, it will have all of its interest and value flattened into generic 'content' for streaming by the publisher.
by CleverDick2014 March 29, 2026
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People talk about the 70s, 80s, 90s & noughties, but people often glaze over mentally when they cannot properly describe the 10 years after the noughties.
People talk about the 70s, 80s, 90s & noughties, but people often glaze over mentally when they cannot properly describe the 10 years after the noughties.
Sam: How long have you known that female superstar DJ bruv? Do you go way back?
James: Ages mate. Well not since 1990longtime, but well, we met sometime in the mid noughteens bruv. So, like 10 years now....
James: Ages mate. Well not since 1990longtime, but well, we met sometime in the mid noughteens bruv. So, like 10 years now....
by CleverDick2014 March 4, 2025
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by CleverDick2014 April 10, 2021
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Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)
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